Funny Conversations with Jacob

"Mommy, I can count to 12!"

"Really? Let's hear it!"

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11."

"And... what comes after 11 Jacob?"

"Um... 6!"

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"Jacob you can't throw the (tv) remote!"

"Why?"

"It will break!"

Jacob's reply, "But Manny can fix it."

As in, Handy Manny, the Cartoon show on the Disney Channel. In fact the show's slogan and theme song says, "You break it, we fix it."