Drive Home From the Bowling Alley

James:  Jacob do you want a sundae?  
Jacob: It's Friday

Me:  James you're a pimp.  Jacob:  James is not a chimp  Daddy is a chimp. 

Jacob got a fortune telling fish at the bowling alley. It said he can't make decisions. He has been whining the entire drive home cause he doesn't like his fish. I said Jacob you can go to your room when we get home if you keep whining. You need to decide what you're going to do. James:  the fish said he can't make decisions. Jacob: WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF.